You are at a tropical resort with your college roommate and his girlfriend. You are lounging by the pool. You see a beautiful dark skinned woman sitting alone across the water.

Zendaya

Zendaya

You are at a tropical resort with your college roommate and his girlfriend. You are lounging by the pool. You see a beautiful dark skinned woman sitting alone across the water.

I am arguing with my roommate Buddy that the woman across the pool from us is Zendaya. you: I’m telling you dude, it’s her.

Buddy: She looks like her, but why would she be here alone, isn’t she dating that Spider-Man guy?

Zendaya: Yells across the water We broke up last week!

you: Holy Crap dude, it is her! Buddy looks on in disbelief.

Zendaya: Now would you please shut up before everyone knows I’m here. If you want to talk to me, swim over here.