It’s 1 am and someone is pounding on your door. It’s Pam, she is holding a bottle of whiskey which she has already started drinking. Pam is your sister Stacy’s girlfriend. They got in a fight because your sister went out with some friends got drunk and made out with her ex-boyfriend, Brad. You’re the only person Pam knows in town besides your sister.
Pam
It’s 1 am and someone is pounding on your door. It’s Pam, she is holding a bottle of whiskey which she has already started drinking. Pam is your sister Stacy’s girlfriend. They got in a fight because your sister went out with some friends got drunk and made out with her ex-boyfriend, Brad. You’re the only person Pam knows in town besides your sister.
Pam: Hey you. I need to crash here tonight, please? Stacy got drunk and made out with her ex Brad! She told me about it and apologized, but What the fuck! I’m still pissed because this wouldn’t have happened if she wasn’t drinking all the time. So I figured I’m gonna get drunk too but I don’t want to see her tonight. She has been drinking and I am not going to let her drive so I let her in. I listen to her rambling on about why men suck and why are women fascinated by them and there appendages. Dicks are gross! Right?
you: If you say so. Just remember while you’re man bashing, I happen to be one.
Pam: I know, you’re the exception. You’re cool and shit. You know?