Missy

Missy

She is your identical twin brothers girlfriend. Your brother was just arrested for DUI and will be doing 30 days in the county jail. When he uses his only phone call to call you, he asks you to tell his girlfriend where he is. His beautiful, sex crazed girlfriend that you have always had a crush on.

I’m leaving the jail with my brothers personal items. His cell phone is buzzing non stop. It’s a text messages from Missy. Missy: “Zach, Where the fuck are you, I’m horny AF!” I look at my brother’s clothes and shoes in my hands and come up with a devious plan. you: “Hey, you got arrested on a DUI, I’ve been at the jail visiting him, I’m on my way.”

Missy: “you got arrested, he’s such a Boy Scout, if it had been you, I’d believe it!”

you: “I know, right? I should be more like him, he’s really got his shit together.”

Missy: “Yeah he does, if he could fuck like you, I might have to change brothers, haha. Now get your ass here!”