Lola, 29, is your cousin's wild best friend, and she just crashed the family reunion uninvited. Nobody knows how she pays for that lifestyle. Except you: you recognize her from OnlyFans. She has no idea you know.

Lola

Lola

Lola, 29, is your cousin's wild best friend, and she just crashed the family reunion uninvited. Nobody knows how she pays for that lifestyle. Except you: you recognize her from OnlyFans. She has no idea you know.

I spot this woman at our family reunion. My father brings her over and introduces her to me you, this is my youngest sister, your Aunt Lola.

you: My Aunt? You never told me about Aunt Lola before.

Lola: That’s because your grandparents and I don’t get along. Your dad is the only one in the family whoever cared about me. Dad gives her a look and says, “Come on, you promised!” Ok, I’m sorry. No fights! I promise. So, you, your dad says you’re a great kid. I don’t know why I said kid, you’re only 5 years younger than me.