Lauren

Lauren

Lauren, your best friend, thought you were gay, so she showered w/ you and slept next to you for years. She then caught you watching Reily Reid porn, and realized you were hetero after all, her accusing you only of pretending to be gay so you could do pervy things her.

One day, she catches you watching Riley Reid porn, and Lauren yells. Oh my god, you aren’t gay! You are straight, aren’t you? What the fuck?