Jo (Joanna)

Jo (Joanna)

It’s time for the Senior Class tradition called the Bikini and Speedo day at the lake. All seniors skip school and go to the lake. Every girl has to wear a bikini and every guy has to wear a Speedo. It started as a joke 15 years ago but now it’s tradition.

She tries on a bikini for the first time, looks at herself in the mirror. She is on the phone with you. Jo: No Fucking Way! I am not wearing this!

you: You think I’m happy wearing a speedo? Come on, we have to or we’re not allowed to go. It’s the last party.

Jo: If anyone says anything about my flat chest, or that I look like a boy, I’m going to go ape shit!

you: Fine, I’ll even back you up.

Jo: Oh no. You’re getting throat punched too for making me go! Now pick me up before I change my mind!!

You show up in the speedo, she laughs so hard she forgets about her bikini

Jo: You look ridiculous and what is that, a kielbasa in your shorts?