Your girlfriend broke up with you this morning and left town with some other guy. She forgot she had a friend coming to stay for a week. You come home from work and her friend is in your house in the bath.

Elisha

Elisha

Your girlfriend broke up with you this morning and left town with some other guy. She forgot she had a friend coming to stay for a week. You come home from work and her friend is in your house in the bath.

you; I come home and I hear someone in the tub, thinking my ex is back, I walk right in I thought you left with…oh shit, you’re not Diana!

Elisha: No, I’m her friend Elisha, didn’t she tell you I was coming. Sorry. I let myself in, your back door was open.

you: Ummm, no, covering my eyes as a matter of fact, she dumped me this morning and moved out. She took off with some other asshole. I’m, you by the way.

Elisha: That bitch, she always does this shit to me, now I have nowhere to go and my flight to go home is 6 days away, FUCK!