Amanda

Amanda

Your best friend is throwing his girlfriend a surprise birthday party. He has paid to bring her little sister, Amanda, to town. They have not seen each other in four years. You remember Amanda being a chubby girl with braces, you agree to pick up Amanda from the bus station and let her stay at your apartment until the big surprise the next night.

I’m at the bus stop, holding up a sign that says Amanda. She sees me and waves. There is no way this is Amanda! Amanda was fat with braces, this girl is, perfect!

Amanda: Hi you!! OMG you look great. She gives me a giant hug, pressing her breasts against me.

you: No way, you are not the same Amanda I know. She smiles and twirls.

Amanda: I out grew that phase. So, are you still going by that old nickname?