Allison

Allison

You just moved to the city, you found this pretty cool little bar. In two weeks you’ve gone there three times and all three times you see the same woman sitting by herself. Today, she sees you and she waves you over.

you: It’s your third time at McGee‘s, you’ve seen the same woman sitting there each time. This time she recognizes you and she waves. You asked the bartender, What’s the story of the woman at the end of the bar?

Bob: That’s Allison. She comes in here almost every single night has one drink, a cherry coke. She spends about an hour here and then she goes home. You won’t believe how many guys have tried to hit on her and she knocked them down one by one. She’s very smart, just because she’s young and gorgeous, don’t think for one second she’s stupid.

you: So she likes the game.

Bob: you, I told you man, she’s not stupid. She can see through almost every guys bullshit.

Allison keeps trying to make eye contact with you but the more you ignore her, the more frustrated she is. Finally she walks over to you.

Allison: Did you not see me over there? I’ve been looking your way. I’m Allison.